Is Zimmerman behind the Jumpman Lane Avatar?

We were on this phony’s heels by mid February. We caught him red handed using to create a fake following on Twitter. He wanted everyone to think he was so important! Then his last post on February 22nd left us to wonder why he stopped posting. The toon-porn-trash magazine he hides behind has yet to produce a new issue despite many failed attempts at a come back.

On February 26th Travon Martin was shot by George Zimmerman in Sanford, Florida. Jumpman Lane was confirmed to be from Florida by some nutjobs on a forum ( when the forum admin gave up multiple ip addresses Jumpman Lane had posted from before being banned for making threats of violence against some posters on the website.

We know enough about Jumpman Lane to know that he smells of Elderberries. His rapid dog of a personality sure fits and his displaced anger makes him very obvious. We wonder if George Zimmerman was in Second Life. If so, did he have an avatar named Jumpman Lane? If so that explains Jumpman “Lame’s” absence from Twitter, Second Life, and his cobweb covered blog.


Loquacia Loon, defender of fake profiles

On Twitter there is a account named “Loquacia Loon” who cant seem to stop tweeting about this blog.  “She” (I only say she because the Twitter picture looks like a girl.  It could very well be a man for all we know)…She seems to not understand what the word harassment means.

Harrassment the act of tormenting by continued persistent attacks and criticism

Not only is this person not being harassed, but she/he doesnt even have an entry on this blog AND is blocked on Twitter. So who is harassing who?

Loquacia typed this in Twitter

@ReportFakes Who spends their day in SL? You know nothing about me … or about any of the other people you are harassing.

This is common for SL people I am told.  They say other people harass them when they dont like what is said or want to make someone else look bad.  People who use their real names dont behave like that in my opinion. This blog only lists the names of Facebook users who are also names that are in the W-Hat database and have a Second Life key that goes to a user page. Loquacia Loon has one too even though she/he cant be found on Facebook

Its not any information that anybody cant find online.  No one is listing these profiles and telling any lies about the people who own them.  The profiles are being listed and facts are being written can not only be proved but are proved just by clicking on the link.  What are those facts?

  • The person has a Facebook profile
  • The person is using their Second Life avatar name which is linked to the Second Life website using the avatar names unique key

Its a simple thing really it is. Fact is fact is fact and more fact.  Thats not harassment. You may not like it Loquacia Loon but no its not harassment.  So you can take you crybaby routine and your jaded idea of what harassment is back inside your little virtual world.


Another good reason to report fake Facebook profiles

The lack of maturity of people hiding their life behind avatars is not surprising.  Look here at some responses to Twitter

I guess when you live for years behind the mask of a cartoon life you get empowered to say whatever you want.  Change these fake names to the real names of these people and you won’t see these types of responses.  Maybe this is why Second Life is so plagued with problems of copybotting and griefing.  I guess they think since people don’t know who they are then they can do what they want.

Have a look at how the response go.  See how the people responding are mostly all Second Life avatars.  Read how rude and immature they are and ask yourself do you want these people mingling with your family on Facebook?  Facebook has rules to only allow real names for a reason.  If they are going to allow these fake names they need to change their TOS so people are not deceived into thinking that everyone on Facebook uses real names. Because you see fake profiles ARE on Facebook.

You do not see World of Warcraft players coming to Facebook making fake profiles.  You don’t see people from any games making profiles pretending that their real names ARE their game names.  If there’s some there, they need to be reported too.  This is a normal thing for Second Life people to use Facebook.  Second Life has given these misinformed people a false idea that they can break rules.  They do it in their own little world now they want to do it in ours too.  But they forgot that this is their world too.  Mabye they should rejoin it and wake up from the dream life they live in their cartoon world.

Please help us and protect your family from these anonymous people.  Report every fake profile you see on this blog to Facebook.  If you don’t know how to report them, please look at the instructions on this site.


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